Because Jesus kicked some serious ass, doncha know?

Me: Emily, what did you do in your Sunday School class this morning? Did you make a craft?

Emily: No.

Me: Did you have a snack?

Emily: No.

Me: Well, what did you do? Did you have a story?

Emily: Uh-huh.

Me: What was it about?

Emily: A boy.

Me: What did the boy do?

Emily: He had bread and fish.

Me: Oh, you heard the story about the loaves and fishes. What did the boy do with the bread and fish? Did he give them to Jesus?

Emily: Uh-huh.

Me: What did Jesus do with them?

Emily: HE SMASHED THEM!