Last night I had a bath and left my discarded clothes from the day in a pile in the bathroom (it was late). This morning Emily found them.
E (letting my bra hang from the end of her finger with her other hand on her hip): And whose might this be?! Shouldn't this be on your boobies by now?
That is a word-for-word transcript. That's exactly what she said. "Whose might this be?" How old is she?
My word, where does she get this stuff?